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See King Koopa for more Information A giant turtle like creature that is found in Mario games, in which he is known to Mario as "Bowsuh". He has an obsession with ruining picnics and Gay Luigi. Recently, Bowser gave Mario Aids, but throughout recent interviews, Bowser has hinted that the incident was intentional.

Cultural Heritage: Russian,or so I suppose.

Contents 1 Legal Issues 2 Mutation 3 quotes 4 Trivia 5 See also

[edit] Legal Issues

Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of:

• The Hairspray Queen
• Zelda
• Dio Brando
• You
• Jason Everman
• Stegblob
• The Princess
• Mario
• Luigi in all forms except Mama Luigi
• Haruhi, although she decided to be a slut and let him fuck her
• Heavy Weapons Guy
• Beeswax
• Sora
• Oogtar
• Other Unknown Victims
• Blue Koopa (It was more like masturbation)
• Retard Mario
• Dr Rabbit
• Ipo The Reader
• Hinata
• Hanabi
• Jotaro Kujo (He failed. One can never beat the master at his own game)
• Conker. Failed due to Conker getting Haruhi for Bowsuh.\
• Miyuki-Chan (She gives her killer toast to stop him)

[edit] Mutation

Bowser recently mutated with Ganon to make Bowserganon

[edit] quotes

• "muahahahahahahah...."

[edit] Trivia

Translator's state that Bowser's a Gidrovlicheskiy engineer with Shui Shui difficulties. This has yet to be confirmed.

He can only laugh.

[edit] See also

• Bowser's Laugh

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