From Chewiki
Where There's Smoke They Pinch Back
Name: Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa
Appears in: Super Mario World
Sex: Male
Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.
[edit] Personality
You know it's Cheatsy if he's...
- Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
- Telling Monty Moles to stand there
- Gay
- Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Roy because he likes him
- He is a poser
- His erection lasts more than 4 hours
- Humping football players
- Raping the floor
- Eavesdropping
- Saying "Cum" over and over
[edit] Trivia
- The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
- Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
- Wants to destroy some grandma.
- His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
- He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
- He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
- He does not like Jews.
- Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
- He has been raped repeatedly by Roy "Bully" Koopa.
- He likes anal.
- He has Lung Cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as Bladder Control problems.
- Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
- Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel.
[edit] Dislikes
[edit] Disliked By
[edit] Porn Magazines
Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine.
[edit] Memorable Quotes
- IYAAAAAAAARGH!
- AT LAST! My time has CUM!
- That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
- I am the emperor of evesdroping!
- Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
- GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
- You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
- ...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
- The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
This article is filed under Characters.