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OphiosFrom Chewiki Where There's Smoke They Pinch BackThis is the long version about me, for the short version click here.  This article is about a person that makes Poop, aka a Youtube Pooper. This listed pooper started during the late 06 -early 07 Youtube Poop boom in popularity[edit] The Early Years[edit] The Early Years of The Early YearsBorn as an onion named "Jerry Tasslemen". Ophios lived a quiet life in the small town of Q'L. Usually spending most of his time hiding in the basement of his house, Ophios was a shy individual, who had dreams of going to earth, where he could be equal with most of it's denizens. He was granted permission to go to earth. Unfortunately, in the process, he had to leave behind most of what he loved, that being his extensive collection of navel lint (Of which he collected from other people, seeing as onions do not have navel lint).  [edit] The Middle Years of The Early YearsUpon landing on earth, Jerry took on the name "Florian Schneider-Esleben". And took residence in the town of [Fresno CA], where he spent most of his time hiding in the basement of his house. The Eighties came, and Jerry Found himself the headman of a pop band, "The Tasslemen". the fame went to his head, and after 12 hit records, Jerry legally changed his name to Ophios, where upon he tried to assassinate Ronald Reagen, He was scolded for that.  [edit] The Late Years of The Early YearsOphios retired to his basement.
[edit] Return to the NetWarning, from here on out, it gets factual! [edit] Part OneJune 01, 2006: Having stalked around Youtube for a while, Ophios decided to finally decided to sign up for it. Videos were eventually uploaded. Ophios never planned on doing anything else but video game videos, which was a change from his "No videos" plan. After a couple of months the Something Awful Zelda CD-i remixes came out... [edit] Part Two
Out of ideas at the time, Ophios decided to make a video based on one of the songs of the Something Awful Zelda CD-i remixes. Two things happened.
While looking for scenes of the CD-i games, Ophios came across a particular video called [| Philips ' Phrightphest] (Cannot find link to this on Youtubepoop.com, sorry), made by 1upclock. At first, the idea behind the video was novel, and pushed it out of his mind for a week or two. Busily working on what would become [| Gux - Zelda CD-i Experience] Being bored one day, Ophios returned to the Philips' Phrightphest video, looking through the comments, he saw a comment left by "buh6173"
Ophios set out for this Duke... [edit] Part ThreeUpon searching for Dukeoffortuneman, he found this video [| Robotnik Saves the Trees]. While at first, he didn't think much of it. This idea of making "poop", caught on. After some work, [| Link's magic rainbow adventure] was made. [edit] The Story behind the poopsThis isn't about all my poops, just the ones I like, or I think are important [edit] Battle of 1986[| Battle of 1986] Since day one, Ophios promised to be somewhat a frontier explorer. This video shows the beginning of this promise, using clips that were not used before in poops. This also shows the beginning of the kleptomania. Videos used: Wild Guitar The Sunshine Makers [edit] Wild GeetaarWild Geetaar After just four videos, Ophios ran out of new videos to make poops out of. He thought of calling it quits after this video. But reluctantly stayed on board by recycling video he had already used. Staying in hopes of getting new stuff to poop. Videos used: Wild Guitar [edit] LOZ: Rule 34LOZ: Rule 34 This video is important, as this is one of the earliest examples of "Cum" and "Dinner". This video received comments from, The Electric Cheese, Seconteen13, JingWu, and DukeOfFortuneMan Videos used: Link: Faces of Evil Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon Hotel Mario [edit] Tube Wars Trilogy: The first trilogyOphios wanted to avoid using the sonic cartoons for poops, seeing as how poops were already made from them. But also seeing as how there was little else to make poops from, he reluctantly used those videos. This was the first planned trilogy. Videos Used: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog [edit] The Tripoops: The second trilogyIf Ophios had his way, this would have been a twelve part mini-series. Unfortunately unable to squeeze enough funny out of each of the episodes, had to convert them all into three bigger videos. [edit] COMBOA BEBObCOMBOA BEBOb Ophios noticed a distinct lack of bleach in poops, He tried to fix that. Source: Cowboy Bebop Bleach [edit] DexterOphios also noticed a lack of Cartoon network poops. Or were these made for the sake of nostalgia? This was not a planned trilogy. Source: Dexter's Laboratory [edit] Aphex Siamese Murmur[| Aphex Siamese Murmur] This is an important video, because it's the only video of Ophios' that made it to the (Now gone)top 100 poops. It should be pointed out that the title comes from the phrases:
Source: The Caution Twins [edit] Summer MovieThe first video made by the Summer Movie Gang, Although in the description Ophios claimed this would be the last video he would make, that would end up being 100% untrue. Summer Movie also has a sequel. For more information, see the Summer Movie Gang page. [edit] Ill lIlI lI II & Ill lIlI lIWhile these videos aren't particularly interesting or important, it should be pointed out that the titles translate to ILL LILI LI, or ILL LILY LIE. This phrase was used becuase it would show up on top of the video as a bunch of pipes "|" Videos Used: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic X [edit] FreakazoidOphios is a big fan a Freakazoid, and saddened by the lack a Freakazoid poops. This was not a planned trilogy. [edit] Old schoolOnce again, scraping around the poop frontier, Ophios made these. The videos used in these poops are respectively: [edit] The Maks: The third trilogyThree poops made from the movie The Mask. This is the last planned trilogy. [edit] 4 feet and 33 inches4 feet and 33 inches Strange idea that came to Ophios in a dream. Warning: if you attempt to make poop from a concert performance, chose a "weird" song, or an opera. (TODO: Find video used in source) [edit] Sonic revisitedFor more information, check out Summer Movie Gang
Related: Videos Used: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog [edit] Wally WAnkerPoops made from the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory [edit] The Ultraburger
[edit] Minty PistonSources: Monty Python and the Holy Grail [edit] A Clockwork YellowOne of the first, if not the first, poops made from The Dover Boys of Pimento University A sequel: [edit] RDJSource: Various Aphex Twin Videos [edit] KIll Ill lIlI lISources: Kill Bill Vol. 1 Kill Bill Vol. 2 [edit] Poop Remixes[edit] Meta poops[edit] Poop Fads[edit] Character does X while I play unfitting music[edit] EXTREME SLOW MOTION[edit] Super Hyper Fast[edit] Rape Rave[edit] Video game videosOphios has uploaded many videos relating to video games. Those games include:
Ophios has also made a music video featuring many SNES games, set to the song "Eleven ways to end the pain" by The Flashbulb [edit] Music videos[edit] CD-i Something Awful Remixes
A little information about Gux - Zelda CD-i experience: Gux - Zelda CD-i experience was the hardest to make video, ever. Windows Movie Maker for some reason couldn't handle the MP3 of the song too well. "It was fine if I tried to play it from the beginning, but if I tried to play the video from anywhere else the song would desync, this cuased so much trouble that I gave up for a bit. After learning the song, I decided to give it another go. I'm even impressed by how it turned out... Windows Movie Maker sucks though. Did the same thing for the Eleven ways to end the pain video." - Ophios So most of the video was made, by memory of the song.
 [edit] KleptomaniaIf ophios steals a joke from you, either:
[edit] Trivia
 [edit] FutureOphios needs ideas for poops, remixes, or games to walk. (You gotta help him) Please contact him via youtube if you have any ideas for him. (TODO: Clean basement, go to grocery store, hide bodies.) [edit] Links[edit] Other LinksViews |